"Broadzilla’s Trance"

                                                    Words and Music by Mark  W. Hiser

                                                     Copyright 2004

Welcome to Broadzilla’s trance

She can put a smile right on your face

Climb into Broadzilla’s pants

The life you’ve known is now erased

So move into Broadzilla’s ranch

Then she can put a smear right across your waist!

So welcome to Broadzilla’s trance

And exit left from the human race

  Never Again! Never Again!

  Welcome back Broadzilla’s cramps

She’s never happy with your taste

Try on Broadzilla’s pants

They’ll never fit around your waist

Move out of Broadzilla’s ranch

She’ll beat your ass and repeat your hate

So welcome to Broadzilla’s trance

Your exit out of the human race

  Never Again! Never Again!

  So you want to be a champion?

Flying high and riding hard

Jumping off, and running fast, and rolling through the sky

So you want to be a champion?

Playing loud and singing loud

Loud guitars, and drum, and you just want to be a star

So you want to be a champion?

Flying high and riding hard

Ride and walk, and swim and talk, and wander through this life

  Never Again! Never Again!

Never Again! Never Again!